Smokers cough.

Don't you just hate smoking?

It's a terrible thing. Stupid, Selfish and Poisonous. Also incredibly stupid. This is another rant. Yes another dull, biased, stupid rant.

But seriously, what are the advantages of smoking? It tastes nice? Chocolate tastes nice. Go eat some chocolate. It's even healthy in small amounts. So the pros and cons of smoking. Let's list the pro's:

1. It suppossedly tastes nice.
2. Relieves stress.
3. Suppresses appetite.

But the best one;
4. It's cool.

But the fact that it tastes nice does not justify smoking. And relieves stress. If your under so much stress that you can't cope, you should get therapy or something. Not mindlessly smoke. And who wants to supress thier appetite? If your otherweight, you lose weight, not starve yourself. And lastly, 'It's cool'. Thats so stupid it's funny. It actually makes me laugh to think of it in that way. What's cool about smoking??? 

Now the cons of smoking;

1. Stained teeth.
2. Stained hands.
3. Smell like smoke.
4. Poison your lungs.
5. Poison your blood.
6. Poison your brain.
7. Poison your family.
8. Poison those around you, including animals.
9. Makes you lose money.
10. Gives you a permanent 'Smokers cough'.
11. Stops you breathing properly.
12. Unhealthy skin.
13. Shortens life.
14. Increased chances of lung cancer.
    
15. Kills you.
    

I could go on all night. In fact someone has. Just take a look at this for endless reasons of why not to smoke.

So really anyone who smokes is an idiot, who must be incredibly stupid. There are no true advantages to smoking. Don't smoke. Don't kill yourself. Don't kill those around you.